I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:
Because she wanted to chill.
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Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
3D laughs are the best!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.