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She didn’t want it to hibernate.
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Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
High five for this joke!
found this while i was supposed to be working. oops.
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.