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Why did the blonde put a bell on her car?

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@Twin_Peaks_Coffee03/23/2003 03:04A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
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7 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a bell on her car?”

  1. User_557
    User_557 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to dye my hair now. i’m starting to understand her logic lol.

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