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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
who even writes these? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
literally me trying to fix my computer yesterday. total blonde energy.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.