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Why did the blonde only use one earbud? She wanted to save the other one for later.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive
Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »
A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
How do you...
How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »
Why do blondes...
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »
What goes vroom...
What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a f...read more »
A blonde was playing golf for...
A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »
A blonde was trying to teach...
A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive
Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »
Why was the...
Why was the blonde excited about the new computer? It came with W...read more »

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43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive
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A blonde brought a spoon to...
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Two blondes fell down a hole...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »
A blonde went to the bank...
A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Backstreet_Fan07/02/2009 19:15I want it that way... the funny way!
@Frasier_Crane06/26/2013 00:31I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Iron_Man_Tony05/26/2001 01:35I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Antivirus_Pro02/23/2014 11:07No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Brazil_Terry_G07/05/1998 22:07Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Donny_V_ShutUp03/03/2014 06:40Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Nu_Metal_Kid01/12/2015 05:52I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Animorphs_X04/14/2004 07:09I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Chain_Mail_Hater04/29/2014 04:34I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

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