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Why did the blonde keep a ruler under her pillow?

This one is a staple in American humor:

To see how long she slept.

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@RoboCop_9003/13/2013 06:04Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/20/1997 05:55You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
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