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Why did the blonde bring a ruler to her nap?

Another classic American blonde joke for you:

To see how long she slept.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a ruler to her nap?”

  1. User_842
    User_842 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.

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