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Why did the blonde bring a ruler to her nap?

I just found this classic blonde joke:

To see how long she slept.

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@BBS_Sysop01/11/2001 06:35Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Saved_By_The_Bell09/02/2009 18:49I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@HTML_Hacker09/13/2008 11:30<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a ruler to her nap?”

  1. User_932
    User_932 [Human Verified]

    honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.

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