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Why did the blonde bring a rake to the movie theater?

Another gem for your blonde humor collection:

She heard the movie had a lot of leaves.

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@Eminem_Fan_0001/11/2012 13:33Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Footloose_Ren08/19/2003 12:32Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Baxter_The_Dog04/22/2014 14:37Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Keyboard_Cat_P07/07/2007 23:00Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a rake to the movie theater?”

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    User_312 [Human Verified]

    found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.

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