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Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the party?

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the party?”

  1. User_676
    User_676 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

  2. User_370
    User_370 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.

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