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Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the internet café?

She wanted to “hit” the web.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_301/02/2000 11:36Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@ICQ_Flower02/15/1998 04:09The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Magic_SchoolBus01/25/2003 00:39Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy09/17/2009 20:48You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan01/08/2008 03:54My fist is clenched... with joy!
@PopUp_Blocker_X08/15/2000 19:08I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Excite_User_9710/13/2013 03:53This site is very exciting!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the internet café?”

  1. User_238
    User_238 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to dye my hair now. i’m starting to understand her logic lol.

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