This blonde joke is a classic US favorite:
She wanted to be the coolest person there.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Waddle on over and read this!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
classic 90s humor. reminds me of the jokes we used to tell in high school.
i’m gonna need a bigger fridge for all these printouts.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.
this is exactly why i bookmark this site. pure vibes.
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.