She heard it was a “lap” race.
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Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
First! And it’s funny!
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.
wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.