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2000 Archive: Wheatus (Teenage Dirtbag)

 Why was he a dirtbag? Because in 2000, listening to Iron Maiden and liking the girl next door was the ultimate suburban drama.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator05/12/2006 22:29Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Clueless_Cher01/09/2015 16:46As if! This is too funny.
@XFiles_Spooky_M10/05/1997 04:09Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee11/02/1998 23:50A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Shrek_Donkey10/14/2010 05:27And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Silk_Road_Ghost12/21/2007 02:10Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Flash_Intro_Hater11/09/2006 01:04Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

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