A puddle. It’s a sad but true reality for our frosty friends when the sun comes out.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
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Totally gnarly humor, dude!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Letting this joke through the port.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
so simple yet so true. the bottom of the box always has the best secrets.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
hahaha, my dad literally told me this yesterday at dinner. classic!
literally the story of my life.