It’s a sight you don’t see every day—a receding hare-line! Nature has a funny way of showing time.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
It really whips the llama's ass!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
I see funny people... everywhere!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
I should make a game about this joke.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.
totally agree with this one. quality of humor is related to sleep quality i guess.
i dont get it… wait, okay now i see it lol. so dry!!
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
i laughed, then i cried, then i laughed again.