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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh! It’s a bit hard to see the joke here.

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@Encarta_User06/08/2005 03:12I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@PowerRanger_Red06/19/2010 04:54It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Total_Recall_Fan04/24/2012 08:46Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
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