It’s not going to win any awards, but it gets the job done. It’s a satisfactory!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
shared this in our family group chat. my grandma loved it!
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
i dont get it… oh, wait! now i see it. lol, i am so slow today.