It’s not a world-leader, but it gets the job done. It’s a satisfactory!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
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62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
No way! That’s too much!
Saving the best laugh for last!
Wait, does that mean if i do this every night i will be happy? logically yes.
i’m printin this out and putting it on my fridge. epic.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…