It’s not just a plant; it’s a satisfactory!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I am crying... with laughter!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
my wife didnt laugh. i think i need a new wife. just kidding! or am i?
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.