A thesaurus! They’ve been extinct but eloquent for ages.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
The power of three... laughs!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Posting this to my own wall right now!
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.