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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:

Gifted.

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@SoundBlaster_1612/19/2015 09:13I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Backstreet_Fan06/21/2006 22:30I want it that way... the funny way!
@Pi_Mathematics09/08/2014 13:39Finding the patterns in the humor.
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6 thoughts on “What do you call a blonde with half a brain?”

  1. User_773
    User_773 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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