Whatever you want, he can’t hear you over the fashion statement!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
As if! This is too funny.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
This is the future of humor!
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.