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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Is it mine?”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde kept a picture of...
A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »
A blonde went to college just...
A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell "college".read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »
47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive
Welcome to 2003 – the year of MySpace, Finding Nemo, and the 50th...read more »
Why don 't...
Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the j...read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »
43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive
Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »
A blonde tried to catch fog...
A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

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A blonde was driving down the...
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A blonde put her hand over...
A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro12/14/2015 16:14Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Cyber_Traveler03/29/2015 14:39Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Eminem_Fan_0002/23/2010 11:46Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Space_Jam_Lola03/06/1997 04:51Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@E_T_Phone_Home12/29/2005 15:00E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Starcraft_Zerg07/20/2003 19:36Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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