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2012 Vintage: Usain Bolt “I’m a Legend”

Why didn’t Jamaica sleep for a week? Because Bolt defended everything he owned with the ease of a man going for a Sunday stroll.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day09/19/2005 14:25Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Titanic_Jack10/21/2007 18:05I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Forrest_Gump_Running07/01/1999 09:45Laughing is as laughing does.
@Gladiator_Proximo01/26/2007 22:35Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Judge_Dredd_Law05/08/2013 15:52I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/05/2003 05:54I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Napoleon_Dyna10/24/1999 15:50Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Baxter_The_Dog06/13/1995 00:17Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Y_U_NO_Laugh09/04/2007 08:57Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Filter_Fanatic06/26/2012 08:20This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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