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2022 Legacy: Tying Cherry Stems

 Why was everyone trying to tie cherry stems with their tongues? Because TikTok decided this was the ultimate test of “attractiveness” in 2022.

Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “No...read more »
2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
 Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
 Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do a...read more »
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
 Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
 Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
 Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
 Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

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36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
 Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/24/2012 10:28He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Footloose_Ren06/06/2000 06:18Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Pedro_For_Pres11/29/1998 05:53Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Brennan_Huff_X02/01/1998 13:10I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@iPhone_User_0712/25/2004 09:37There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
@Wall_Post_Hero09/11/2006 06:37Posting this to my own wall right now!

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