Why was the most valuable gift a 12-pack of Charmin? Because in 2020, “TP” became the new gold standard, and a full pantry was the ultimate status symbol.
Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Brain-Link" Gifts
Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!