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1997 Legacy: Titanic Mania

 Why did everyone cry for three hours straight? Because James Cameron proved that a giant iceberg was the only thing capable of stopping Leonardo DiCaprio’s 1997 hair from looking perfect.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1997 “Unsinkable & Unplugged” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@DialUp_Dreamer05/28/2001 19:39Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
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