1999 Archive: The Year 2000 Ready

Why did the lawyer certify his toaster as Y2K compliant? So he could charge the manufacturer for the “testing phase.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid10/16/2012 09:40Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@The_Real_Morpheus08/28/2015 14:24What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@ICQ_Flower08/17/2014 16:12The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Gladiator_Proximo03/11/2004 10:51Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam01/22/2015 22:25I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Pentium_Power12/29/2004 16:20My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Star_Wars_Kid12/12/1995 18:06I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Warcraft_Orc07/09/2004 07:38Work, work... and laugh, laugh!