2001 Legacy: The XP Launch

Why was the computer “blissful”? Because Windows XP arrived with that famous green hill wallpaper, and for five minutes, the PC didn’t crash.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »

Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »

In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »

Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »

In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »

Why wouldn't the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda release...read more »

Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »

Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »

Why was Dad in shock? Because Apple finally switched to USB-C and...read more »

Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »

Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »

Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »

In 2014, Thanksgiving was about dodging selfie sticks at the tabl...read more »

A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad01/24/2009 19:53Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy08/18/1998 12:44Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Binary_Boy11/13/2012 00:5401001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Silk_Road_Ghost08/17/2004 04:00Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Bill_Nye_Fan03/08/2000 09:48Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Napoleon_Dyna06/20/2011 09:33Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Construction_Dig12/03/1998 15:02Still digging for more humor!

@Blogger_Default12/13/2007 14:06Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Hacktivist_Fan11/13/1997 02:59Hacking into the comedy mainframe.