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2014 Classic: The X-Ray

“Your bones look good, but your posture looks like a man who spends 8 hours a day on Flappy Bird.”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict02/27/2015 22:54LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Friends_Lover04/25/2002 05:18Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Beavis_Butthead12/18/1996 10:33Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Motherboard_Max02/07/2005 08:48This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Rocket_Power_9905/11/2009 17:03We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Prestige_World_W07/21/2009 22:06Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Reddit_Original10/13/1995 15:16The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Newgrounds_User04/18/2003 22:33Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
@Hashtag_Master06/05/1997 03:57#funny #joke #retro #90s

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