2022 Legacy: The Wordle Craze

Why did the dad start talking in only 5-letter words? Because he was having a “great” (but “green”) time.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan04/17/2012 00:00Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Titanic_Survivor10/14/2005 14:48I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Twister_Chaser07/26/2000 06:21A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Burning_CDs10/11/2014 18:19I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan02/01/2010 15:46I am crying... with laughter!

@Goonies_Never_D03/09/2000 23:28Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Maplestory_Kid10/01/2008 23:58@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!