2016 Legacy: The Wooden

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my Charizard?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

@Java_Applet_User10/26/2011 11:01This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan03/27/2005 06:57This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Hansel_So_Hot05/25/2004 23:14That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Friday_Rebecca05/17/2013 07:18Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Bad_Luck_Brian11/20/2008 07:02Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Friendster_Ghost10/27/2002 22:12Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Lag_Victim_0108/14/2003 22:41I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!