Why did the lawyer bring a “Fidget Spinner” to the stand? To make the witness look “unstable and dizzy” under pressure.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Prompt Audit
A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI
Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
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2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
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Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
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A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!