Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court? He wanted to take the “high” road during the appeal.
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
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I feel the need... the need for comedy!
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