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1995 Classic: The Witness Stand

 Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court? He wanted to take the “high” road during the appeal.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan06/26/2010 19:49Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/30/1997 18:28The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Student_Life_0111/19/2005 01:16Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan10/06/2015 20:24Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Lock_Stock_Two10/25/1997 19:12It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Daria_Morg06/08/2002 13:23My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/06/2012 04:41In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Top_Gun_Maverick01/01/2011 13:06I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Get_Flash_Player02/08/2005 05:07Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Grammar_Nazi_9912/27/2013 01:00Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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