Why did the lawyer bring a lie detector to New Year’s? To see if his friends actually liked his “creative billing” jokes.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hourly Rate
He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
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A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
There is a joke in my boot!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
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