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2000 Vintage: The Wireless Pager

 Why did the lawyer throw his pager in the trash? Because everyone started calling his cell phone, and he couldn’t bill for the “vibration time.”

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus07/13/2008 13:08What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Discman_Skipper08/30/2000 01:45Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Burning_CDs05/11/2004 06:30I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Full_House_Michelle09/18/2003 21:34You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Grunge_Lord_9412/11/2015 05:25I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Fat_Bastard_Get08/27/2008 14:25Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Charlie_Bit_Me07/16/2001 23:21Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Under_Const_Gif01/20/1998 12:31This site is never finished... with humor!

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