Why did the lawyer refuse to upgrade to Windows 95? He heard Microsoft fixed all the “bugs,” and he doesn’t work without legal loopholes.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!