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2009 Archive: The Wii Sports Resort

 Why was everyone wearing “MotionPlus” dongles? Because we needed even more precision to lose at virtual table tennis.

Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
 Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
 Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Challengers
 Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
 Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
 Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
 Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
 Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
 Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
 Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
 Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link02/22/2008 15:08It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Forrest_Gump_8804/24/2004 05:32Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Voodoo_3dfx02/06/2015 21:52The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Korn_Follower07/26/2014 02:24Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Yugioh_Duelist12/02/2013 04:54You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@White_Goodman_G05/04/1998 15:04We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Leave_Britney_A07/29/2013 20:54Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

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