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2002 Legacy: The Whiskey Sour

 “As sour as my ex-wife.” The bartender says, “I’ve heard that joke since 1970. It’s still not funny.”

Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9904/21/2009 19:32I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Beverly_Hills_9021007/19/1997 02:00The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Malware_Hunter09/03/2010 08:49Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Reservoir_Joe01/08/2011 14:01Professional humor for professional people.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro01/23/2013 07:11Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@One_Does_Not_S09/09/2015 10:10One does not simply read one joke.
@Believe_It_Or_N10/18/2003 08:02I choose to believe it’s funny.

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