“As sour as my ex-wife.” The bartender says, “I’ve heard that joke since 1970. It’s still not funny.”
Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Past Tense
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53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
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The Piano Player
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I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
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