2000 Vintage: The Wendy

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door slams shut!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

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@Sid_Meier_Fan11/21/2011 20:13Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Gopher_Explorer12/20/1995 20:06Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Encarta_Explorer10/24/2008 03:23I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Friends_Lover08/23/2000 16:24Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Agent_Smith_0109/30/2006 12:49It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@E_T_Phone_Home05/30/1999 12:21E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Mini_Me_Rocks07/27/2010 14:46... (Laughter in silence).

@Pedro_For_Pres07/26/1998 04:03Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Grammar_Nazi_9911/06/2010 06:42Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!