My Fitbit told me I was dead because the battery died mid-jog. I actually went to the ER just to make sure I still existed.
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Diet 2
"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!