Why did every weird noise cause a panic? Because after the Spielberg movie, we all believed giant tripods would emerge from under the lawn if we set off one bottle rocket too many.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.