“I’ve created an alternate reality where everything is a 50s sitcom!” “That’s nice, Wanda. But the mortgage is still due in 2021 reality, and the neighbors are confused why you’re wearing a poodle skirt.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Letting this joke through the port.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).