Jennifer Lopez is dancing in a laser jungle, which is exactly how I imagine the Y2K New Year’s Eve will look.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
This is why we need the internet.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Smooth joke, very smooth.
This site is very exciting!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
True story! I was there!