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1999 Classic: The “Waiting for Tonight” J-Lo

 Jennifer Lopez is dancing in a laser jungle, which is exactly how I imagine the Y2K New Year’s Eve will look.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero09/14/2000 07:49I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
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