1995 Archive: The Vitamin

I asked if I should take vitamins. He said, “Only if you want your urine to be more expensive.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid04/26/2005 04:36Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Married_With_Kids03/20/2015 10:23Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Zoolander_Derek02/19/2009 13:40What is this? A joke for ants?

@Wrestling_Nut01/28/2001 00:48Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/30/2010 18:17Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Cow_And_Chicken03/27/2006 13:18Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Hi5_Pro_User10/17/2002 01:01High five for this joke!

@Facepalm_Master12/01/2014 17:42I facepalmed and then I laughed.