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2001 Classic: The Vision

“I see spots!” “Are they 1080p?” “No, they’re more like 480p.” “Then it’s just old age.”

Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
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"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
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The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_9004/23/2009 21:00In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Baywatch_Runner11/12/2004 20:49Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Student_Life_0112/19/2014 20:31Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Pretty_In_Pink02/15/2011 20:19Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Bad_Luck_Brian05/11/2014 13:20Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Prodigy_User_X07/28/1997 05:55Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Me_Gusta_Face03/02/2012 07:24Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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