Christian Bale became Dick Cheney. At this point, I’m convinced Bale can turn into a cloud if the role requires it.
Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!