2018 Classic: The Venom

A guy starts talking to himself in a deep, gravelly voice. “We are hungry!” The bartender says, “We have wings. $10.”

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@WAP_Navigator01/22/2006 14:33Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Geocities_Neighbor12/13/2008 16:37Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz02/05/2009 09:28The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Brazil_Terry_G01/21/2005 02:20Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Step_Brothers_B11/18/2007 19:34Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan12/03/1997 23:46Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.