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Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!